Because Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy is awesome!!
Now you can, make a crotched groot
http://makezine.com/craft/crocheted-groot-round-up/
or a Dancing Groot
http://www.cnet.com/news/diy-baby-groot-will-dance-into-your-heart/
By Durandal Cosplay: “The flowerpot base and the inside of the body are from a Movin’ & Groovin’ flower that was last available around seven years ago,” Delahanty told Crave. “It has a headphone jack in the back where I can plug in my iPod or iPhone. There are speakers in the base that play the music. The body was covered with felt and then covered in twine. I made the arms out of paper-covered wire that I also wrapped in twine. My fiancee is a professional artist, so she sculpted the head out of Crayola Model Magic and painted it. I painted the body to match.”
Durandal Cosplay https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.715970118474509.1073741856.556887314382791&type=1d
View individual photos for comments and instructions for making your own. Instructions can also be found on Mashable:http://mashable.com/2014/08/21/diy-dancing-baby-groot/